O-MO Pirate paddle
The O-Mo pirate paddle Is not a race, it is a ramble!
Event be a Go!
Howevr, full refunds be given to those who walk the plank and decide not to attend. Computr us fer confermat’n.
Expected be thunder an rain on this here paddle. If this sort of stuff scares ya, do not attend. If you’re ready for and adventure then come an cHeck-in Saturday mornin at Mari-osa boat ramp.
We will wait fer a gap in the weather to launch. Tentative 11 in the mornin. While on water if we have a storm approachin we will hunker down on a river bank til she passes.
We be pirates but we be safe pirates.
On the water we shall ALL stay In eyes sight. No speedy paddlin. One pace as a group. This be a big river. Plenty o room.
Stop after 9 miles down the Osage when we hit the Missouri River. Stop at the island and eat and imbibe. We will have some sort of foods.
Then paddle down to chamois 12 miles as a group finally reachin our land. We shall invade chamois and take cover under the shelter. Then shuttle people to driver things with wheels.
Tents be set up under the pavilion. Dinner be served at the haystack saloon in town (walkin distance).
Then camp under the pavilion watching documentaries drinkin rum.
O-MO Pirate Paddle Info:
When: October 6th
Check-in: 9:30-10:30 am
Safety meeting: 10:30 am
Start: 11am at Mari-osa public access
10400 Marina rd blk
Jefferson City, Mo. 65101
Take out: Chamois Boat Ramp